Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Top 5 under appreciated film characters.

5. Bill Murray as The big Ern in KINGPIN


The Big Ern shows unflappable concentration in the final bout between him and Roy Munson, trumping the one hander's return to glory while simultaneously maintaining a crumbling comb-over.  The charitable public figure who juggles guiding youth and subtle boob grabs takes over the film with his overwhelmingly lovable jackass personality.


4. Vector as Vector in DESPICABLE ME

Somehow making a orange sweatsuit look appropriate for villainous brainstorming, Gru's nemesis Vector gives us a look inside of a premiere criminal masterminds at home life which includes a shark tank that resides under his entertainment room. Although Screech in a sweatsuit comes up short in the film, his character adds tremendously to the replay value of Despicable Me.

3.  Brad Pitt as Mickey in SNATCH

"wy da fook i winna caravan weeth no wheels on it?"
 The bareknuckle boxing Pikey who plays possum the entire film captures the quirky Guy Ritchie picture with his slurred speech and in ring presence. The only error in this film by Brad was that he didnt have more lines that we could try and decode after four or more views.




2. Anna Faris as Brandi in Observe and Report


Anna didnt have to look far for inspiration with her role in Observe and Report. Its basically the same role she played in the slapstick Scary Movie series with a bleach job. Only this time she added a large dose of annoying woooooo girl attitude and a pinch of post high school slut. "Shoooooooootssss!" 
 
 
 
 
1. Jackie Earle Haley as Walter Kovacs/ Rorschach in Watchmen
NO EXPLANATION NEEDED!

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